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Writing the text of my article here.


All I'm saying is that Happy Dog Mom Litjournal doesn't write about drugs, they write about us.

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HDMLJ can do more push-ups than you.

Happy Dog Mom Litjournal is that thought you have before thinking to yourself, "I shouldn't have thought that."

Happy Dog Mom Litjournal is finding your parent's porno stash.

Happy Dog Mom Litjournal is stealing your best friend's sister's panties.

Happy Dog Mom Litjournal is that feeling you get when winter swallows your town whole.

Happy Dog Mom Litjournal cuts all edges.

Happy Dog Mom Litjournal is off all conceivable hooks.



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